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I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." Wasn't a pretty picture... :(

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Drunk - by StrippersSuckNow (woman)

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Me: I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time.
Him: I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating.

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Sex - by Carmella (woman)

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As we are sitting in my BFs bed after I just got him off instead of sex cause I was on my period and he taps my crotch and says babe I think its great!! That means no baby in there. The more blood the better I alway say!!

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Feb 16, 2011 03:28 AM - Sex - by G.access (woman)

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The first time he saw me curling my hair (and apparently the first time he saw any girl curling her hair), he asked, 'How long will that last? A few months or until it grows out and you cut it?' He actually thought that using a curling iron might be permanent.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Elizabeth (woman)

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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:59 AM - Sex - by Shelley (woman)

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We were in bed hooking up. I was shirtless, but with my bra still on. Instead of taking my bra off, my boyfriend folded down the cup, revealing my nipple and exclaimed, 'Peek a boob!' What a mood killer.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Katie (woman)

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"If and when I visit texas, whether it be in a year or two, or the 10 year high school reunion...remind me to beat your ass and sit on you..."

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Jan 30, 2011 02:21 AM - Misc - by Lola (woman)

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You know how some people call a bra an over-the-shoulder boulder holder? My guy calls mine a ‘pebble holder.'

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Sep 22, 2011 11:30 PM - Misc - by Kathy (woman)

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On the first date, one guy said, ‘Do you mind if I break wind in front of you?

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Sep 22, 2011 11:54 PM - Misc - by Sam (woman)

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My brother got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for placing Bibles in the fiction section.

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Family - by ambs (woman)

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I'm Asian and I have the "Asian Glow" every time I drink. The other day my boyfriend told me, if we ever got stranded in an island, he would keep feeding me alcohol so I will glow and keep it warm for both of us.

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Dec 20, 2011 06:50 AM - Love - by nguyent12 (woman)

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I also think of your face. That keeps me running!

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Health - by Millie (woman)

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"I have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my hair trimmer."

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Jan 30, 2011 05:31 AM - Sex - by Merriam (woman)

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My boyfriend "Girls are lucky, a girl can stick anything up there and it feels just like a dick."

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Feb 4, 2012 12:18 AM - Sex - by KiaCouture (woman)

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Courting him with sour patch kids, you ho! (after I gave a lil kid some food).

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Kids - by Melissa (woman)

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Today I was at a video game store. The kid in front of me was about 13 and trading in some games. The clerk opened a game case and the kid’s weed stash fell out. His mom was standing right next to him.

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Work - by DorkGF (woman)

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My ex asked, ‘Did you know that glass is made out of water?

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Sep 22, 2011 11:54 PM - Misc - by Jessica (woman)

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My friend was trying to convince me we could have casual sex and his most persuasive line was, 'It doesn't count as sex if you use a condom.'

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Sex - by Alex (woman)

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God I love America.

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Jan 30, 2011 05:52 AM - Health - by FattiesAreFunny (woman)

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if your guy turns to u and says this....
*BF: Hey babe do u like turkey sausage?
*Girl: Uh.... yeah why?
*BF: then come gobble it up!
And points at his crotch its time to get rid of him!

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Oct 10, 2012 05:58 PM - Breakups - by SRock (woman)

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