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He's A Keeper! (14) - Dump His Ass! (1)
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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Drunk - by GirlsLoveFakeBrits (woman)
He asked if gravity kept girls from getting pregnant when they are on top.
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My boyfriend thought the purpose of tampons is to alleviate menstrual pain...
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On the first date, one guy said, ‘Do you mind if I break wind in front of you?
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Hey you want to go to Bally's? I just saw a couple of really fat people and thought of you and me.
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I didn't think it was possible to out-queer figure skating, but look out! Here comes ice dancing!
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My bro had a wrestling match. I put Viagra in his water bottle! hehe
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"I have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my hair trimmer."
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He said, ‘Baby I want to try something. Can I dump my oatmeal on you and eat it off your boobs?'
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Courting him with sour patch kids, you ho! (after I gave a lil kid some food).
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I was doing a strip tease for my boyfriend. He told me to stop and put on some clothes.
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