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One time he squeezed my sides and said, 'You're just like a pillow! A meat pillow!'
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He said, ‘Baby I want to try something. Can I dump my oatmeal on you and eat it off your boobs?'
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He asked if gravity kept girls from getting pregnant when they are on top.
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My bro had a wrestling match. I put Viagra in his water bottle! hehe
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My boyfriend thought the purpose of tampons is to alleviate menstrual pain...
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Hey you want to go to Bally's? I just saw a couple of really fat people and thought of you and me.
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"You shouldn't let your vagina make the decisions any more...it makes bad ones."
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My mom told me how I was only here because my dad couldn't pull out in time.
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She's going to hate herself in the morning, but at least she's having fun right now!
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While watching a movie I say "I like her dress" he replies "I like her face"!
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"I have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my hair trimmer."
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