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My man and I were out for a romantic brunch at this nice restaurant and he ordered a fruit parfait. When he was finished he said, 'It would have been better without the cantaloupe and antelope.' Turns out he meant honey dew.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Jordan (woman)

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She's going to hate herself in the morning, but at least she's having fun right now!

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Jan 30, 2011 03:17 AM - Drunk - by Katy (woman)

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We were in bed hooking up. I was shirtless, but with my bra still on. Instead of taking my bra off, my boyfriend folded down the cup, revealing my nipple and exclaimed, 'Peek a boob!' What a mood killer.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Katie (woman)

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He calls my boobs ‘beerbs’ because when I gain weight, I get bigger boobs instead of a beer belly.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:30 PM - Misc - by Sunny (woman)

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I was complaining about me gaining weight, and having a fat belly, when my boyfriend said, 'hey, don't treat it bad ok, my babies are gonna be there someday"

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Sep 5, 2012 09:46 AM - Love - by bigbelly (woman)

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I think you need to taste my DNA to tonight.

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Jan 30, 2011 03:17 AM - Sex - by Connie (woman)

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if your guy turns to u and says this....
*BF: Hey babe do u like turkey sausage?
*Girl: Uh.... yeah why?
*BF: then come gobble it up!
And points at his crotch its time to get rid of him!

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Oct 10, 2012 05:58 PM - Breakups - by SRock (woman)

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Is there any kind of anal sex other than SURPRISE anal sex?

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Sex - by Lyndsay (woman)

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Soon after we first met he said, ‘Please, keep your finger out of my butthole. Some chicks are freaky so I’m just getting it out of the way.'

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Sep 22, 2011 11:54 PM - Misc - by Lisa (woman)

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I also think of your face. That keeps me running!

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Health - by Millie (woman)

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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Drunk - by Melanie (woman)

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My bro had a wrestling match. I put Viagra in his water bottle! hehe

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Drunk - by Payback (woman)

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You shouldn't buy me things. Save your money for unicorn rides or whatever it is girls spend money on.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:21 AM - Money - by Maya (woman)

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The first time he saw me curling my hair (and apparently the first time he saw any girl curling her hair), he asked, 'How long will that last? A few months or until it grows out and you cut it?' He actually thought that using a curling iron might be permanent.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Elizabeth (woman)

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I was in math class. I raised my hand and while the teacher was helping me, I got a text from my you and my tone is Navi from Legend of Zelda saying “Hey! Listen!” My teacher said without missing a beat, “Not now, Navi, he’s in math class.” Hilarious!

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Aug 10, 2011 08:44 AM - Misc - by Zelda (woman)

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I received an e-mail today from my teacher telling me that her dog ate my homework! And that she was sincerely sorry. Ironic...

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - School - by SchoolBlows (woman)

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So last night my boyfriend and I are sitting around a fire with his parents and we were all pretty quiet for a minute, and then my bf's dad stands up and with this Indian accent says, "Me chief Hung Low, first name Hung, last name low" and proceeds to drop his pants and piss on the fire.

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Jan 30, 2011 05:31 AM - Misc - by Ali (woman)

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"I couldn't tell if it was your finger...or if you had a penis..."

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Jan 30, 2011 05:12 AM - Sex - by Allison (woman)

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"You seemed to be having a wet dream. Then you moaned more in your dream than when having sex with me."

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Jan 30, 2011 05:31 AM - Sex - by Connie (woman)

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My boyfriend says, "I was listening to you, but I didn't hear you." WTF?!?

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Jan 30, 2011 02:59 AM - Love - by mari_wink (woman)

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