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He said, ‘Baby I want to try something. Can I dump my oatmeal on you and eat it off your boobs?'
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Courting him with sour patch kids, you ho! (after I gave a lil kid some food).
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"I couldn't tell if it was your finger...or if you had a penis..."
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My boyfriend thought the purpose of tampons is to alleviate menstrual pain...
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He calls my boobs ‘beerbs’ because when I gain weight, I get bigger boobs instead of a beer belly.
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You're picking up the bill, right? I just bought us condoms yesterday.
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My boyfriend once told me, ‘I wish I had a vagine. That way I would have a place to put things."
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My bro had a wrestling match. I put Viagra in his water bottle! hehe
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While watching a movie I say "I like her dress" he replies "I like her face"!
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