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You suck. What have you been up to? Besides working out twice a day obviously!

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Misc - by Myra (woman)

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So last night my boyfriend and I are sitting around a fire with his parents and we were all pretty quiet for a minute, and then my bf's dad stands up and with this Indian accent says, "Me chief Hung Low, first name Hung, last name low" and proceeds to drop his pants and piss on the fire.

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Jan 30, 2011 05:31 AM - Misc - by Ali (woman)

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Me: I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time.
Him: I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating.

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Sex - by Carmella (woman)

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My boyfriend "Girls are lucky, a girl can stick anything up there and it feels just like a dick."

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Feb 4, 2012 12:18 AM - Sex - by KiaCouture (woman)

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One night I was leaning on his stomach and I guess my elbow was digging into him. He told me, 'Babe, get up. You're hurting my ovaries.' I think he was serious and I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Christine (woman)

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The first time he saw me curling my hair (and apparently the first time he saw any girl curling her hair), he asked, 'How long will that last? A few months or until it grows out and you cut it?' He actually thought that using a curling iron might be permanent.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Elizabeth (woman)

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I was doing a strip tease for my boyfriend. He told me to stop and put on some clothes.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Sex - by Michelle (woman)

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He said, ‘Baby I want to try something. Can I dump my oatmeal on you and eat it off your boobs?'

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Sep 29, 2011 06:01 AM - Misc - by Kimmy (woman)

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As I was waiting on line at a store, I noticed the cashier had a British accent. When it was my turn, I faked a British accent in conversation. He asked me where I was from, so I admitted that I was faking. His British accent disappeared as he said, "Me too."

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Drunk - by GirlsLoveFakeBrits (woman)

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When I told him my period was a bit late, he freaked out and exclaimed, ‘I knew BJs could get you pregnant!

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Sep 22, 2011 11:29 PM - Misc - by Katie (woman)

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I was in math class. I raised my hand and while the teacher was helping me, I got a text from my you and my tone is Navi from Legend of Zelda saying “Hey! Listen!” My teacher said without missing a beat, “Not now, Navi, he’s in math class.” Hilarious!

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Aug 10, 2011 08:44 AM - Misc - by Zelda (woman)

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She's going to hate herself in the morning, but at least she's having fun right now!

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Jan 30, 2011 03:17 AM - Drunk - by Katy (woman)

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Yes, I fucked a duck.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:21 AM - Sex - by Shauna (woman)

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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:59 AM - Sex - by Shelley (woman)

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My boyfriend- "You're not stupid. You're a girl."

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Sep 5, 2012 09:47 AM - Misc - by Kate (woman)

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"They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of the bar."

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Drunk - by Carly (woman)

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We were in bed hooking up. I was shirtless, but with my bra still on. Instead of taking my bra off, my boyfriend folded down the cup, revealing my nipple and exclaimed, 'Peek a boob!' What a mood killer.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Katie (woman)

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The other day I wrote a to-do list and left it on my BF's table. After he read it he said: "This is the most logical letter you have ever given me."

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Sep 5, 2012 09:51 AM - Misc - by Ruhruh (woman)

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We were showering together and I realized he was putting conditioner on his pubes and chest hair. He explained, ‘It’s important that it be soft and silky.’ He was totally serious.

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Sep 29, 2011 06:01 AM - Misc - by Tara (woman)

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He says: "Fighting zombies wouldn't be totally awesome, but it wouldn't be the worst way to go out either. Just saying."

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Aug 2, 2012 06:01 AM - Misc - by Tamarhino (woman)

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