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You're picking up the bill, right? I just bought us condoms yesterday.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Sex - by Nina (woman)

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I was doing a strip tease for my boyfriend. He told me to stop and put on some clothes.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Sex - by Michelle (woman)

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He asked if gravity kept girls from getting pregnant when they are on top.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Julie (woman)

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He said to me, ‘I can’t look at you when you have a pickle in your mouth.’

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Sep 22, 2011 11:29 PM - Misc - by Tina (woman)

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He said, ‘Baby I want to try something. Can I dump my oatmeal on you and eat it off your boobs?'

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Sep 29, 2011 06:01 AM - Misc - by Kimmy (woman)

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One time he squeezed my sides and said, 'You're just like a pillow! A meat pillow!'

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Amy (woman)

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One night I was leaning on his stomach and I guess my elbow was digging into him. He told me, 'Babe, get up. You're hurting my ovaries.' I think he was serious and I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Christine (woman)

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The first time he saw me curling my hair (and apparently the first time he saw any girl curling her hair), he asked, 'How long will that last? A few months or until it grows out and you cut it?' He actually thought that using a curling iron might be permanent.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Elizabeth (woman)

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A Man At The Gym Asks His Trainer " Which Machine Do I Need To Use In Order To Attract All The Beautiful Women " The Trainer Responds " The ATM Machine Outside "

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Mar 3, 2579 01:09 PM - Money - by Allen Analian (man)

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As we are sitting in my BFs bed after I just got him off instead of sex cause I was on my period and he taps my crotch and says babe I think its great!! That means no baby in there. The more blood the better I alway say!!

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Feb 16, 2011 03:28 AM - Sex - by G.access (woman)

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"If and when I visit texas, whether it be in a year or two, or the 10 year high school reunion...remind me to beat your ass and sit on you..."

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Jan 30, 2011 02:21 AM - Misc - by Lola (woman)

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While watching a movie I say "I like her dress" he replies "I like her face"!

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Feb 4, 2012 12:18 AM - Misc - by Rhondamarie (woman)

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So we are lying in bed after I just got him off because I was on my rag and he says: "Babe I think its great! It means theres no babys in there!" as he taps my crotch "keep it coming babe, the more blood the better I always say!"

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Feb 16, 2011 03:23 AM - Sex - by G.access (woman)

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Ex-bf: "Wow, you are as big as a horse!"

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Love - by Laticia (woman)

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"This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me."

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Jan 30, 2011 03:17 AM - School - by Megan (woman)

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The other day I wrote a to-do list and left it on my BF's table. After he read it he said: "This is the most logical letter you have ever given me."

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Sep 5, 2012 09:51 AM - Misc - by Ruhruh (woman)

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Yes, I fucked a duck.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:21 AM - Sex - by Shauna (woman)

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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Drunk - by Melanie (woman)

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him (on the phone): you're a fucking scumbag, and I want to choke you to death.
me: *click*

him (email): why are you ignoring me? That's an act of aggression.

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Sep 1, 2011 07:38 PM - Breakups - by puh-leeze (woman)

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On the first date, one guy said, ‘Do you mind if I break wind in front of you?

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Sep 22, 2011 11:54 PM - Misc - by Sam (woman)

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