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I was complaining about me gaining weight, and having a fat belly, when my boyfriend said, 'hey, don't treat it bad ok, my babies are gonna be there someday"

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Sep 5, 2012 09:46 AM - Love - by bigbelly (woman)

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My boyfriend "Girls are lucky, a girl can stick anything up there and it feels just like a dick."

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Feb 4, 2012 12:18 AM - Sex - by KiaCouture (woman)

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We were showering together and I realized he was putting conditioner on his pubes and chest hair. He explained, ‘It’s important that it be soft and silky.’ He was totally serious.

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Sep 29, 2011 06:01 AM - Misc - by Tara (woman)

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You know how some people call a bra an over-the-shoulder boulder holder? My guy calls mine a ‘pebble holder.'

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Sep 22, 2011 11:30 PM - Misc - by Kathy (woman)

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The other day I wrote a to-do list and left it on my BF's table. After he read it he said: "This is the most logical letter you have ever given me."

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Sep 5, 2012 09:51 AM - Misc - by Ruhruh (woman)

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On the first date, one guy said, ‘Do you mind if I break wind in front of you?

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Sep 22, 2011 11:54 PM - Misc - by Sam (woman)

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Hey you want to go to Bally's? I just saw a couple of really fat people and thought of you and me.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Health - by Paula (woman)

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A Man At The Gym Asks His Trainer " Which Machine Do I Need To Use In Order To Attract All The Beautiful Women " The Trainer Responds " The ATM Machine Outside "

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Oct 31, 2579 01:09 PM - Money - by Allen Analian (man)

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My brother got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for placing Bibles in the fiction section.

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Family - by ambs (woman)

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You shouldn't buy me things. Save your money for unicorn rides or whatever it is girls spend money on.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:21 AM - Money - by Maya (woman)

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My ex asked, ‘Did you know that glass is made out of water?

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Sep 22, 2011 11:54 PM - Misc - by Jessica (woman)

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me: you could have been one of those guys that had lots of girlfriends

bf: nah, im good with just you

me: awww really?

bf: yup... im too lazy for more than one.

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Sep 1, 2011 07:38 PM - Misc - by SweetTart (woman)

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Ex-bf: "Wow, you are as big as a horse!"

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Love - by Laticia (woman)

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The other day in Biology, my teacher tried to explain that semen is comprised mostly of sugar, a blonde girl in the back pipes up “then why does it taste so salty?” She promptly ran out of the classroom with the reddest face. So happy you aren't that stupid, baby!

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Aug 10, 2011 08:44 AM - Sex - by Ashley (woman)

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I was doing a strip tease for my boyfriend. He told me to stop and put on some clothes.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Sex - by Michelle (woman)

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Boyfriend- "Is lady time over yet?"

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Sep 5, 2012 09:48 AM - Misc - by Kate (woman)

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So last night my boyfriend and I are sitting around a fire with his parents and we were all pretty quiet for a minute, and then my bf's dad stands up and with this Indian accent says, "Me chief Hung Low, first name Hung, last name low" and proceeds to drop his pants and piss on the fire.

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Jan 30, 2011 05:31 AM - Misc - by Ali (woman)

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I'm Asian and I have the "Asian Glow" every time I drink. The other day my boyfriend told me, if we ever got stranded in an island, he would keep feeding me alcohol so I will glow and keep it warm for both of us.

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Dec 20, 2011 06:50 AM - Love - by nguyent12 (woman)

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If you gave me a car made of diamonds and blowjobs all day, I still wouldn't drink that beer.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Love - by Lulu (woman)

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MY EXPERIENCE: Trim, TRIM, TRIM. Obviously you have to leave hair for them to wax, and dont over trim but do trim your hair down there, it will hurt less. Make sure your uh waxer? is pulnilg the skin taunt prior to pulnilg. And shower before (i dont know why u? wouldnt shower before gettin your cooch waxed) so you dont have to shower for another few hrs after your done.

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Feb 26, 2013 02:17 AM - Kids - by Jake (man)

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