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My bro had a wrestling match. I put Viagra in his water bottle! hehe

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Drunk - by Payback (woman)

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"Isn't this kind of what you did last week, baby?"

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Jan 30, 2011 03:35 AM - Drunk - by Megan (woman)

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Soon after we first met he said, ‘Please, keep your finger out of my butthole. Some chicks are freaky so I’m just getting it out of the way.'

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Sep 22, 2011 11:54 PM - Misc - by Lisa (woman)

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We were in bed hooking up. I was shirtless, but with my bra still on. Instead of taking my bra off, my boyfriend folded down the cup, revealing my nipple and exclaimed, 'Peek a boob!' What a mood killer.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Katie (woman)

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Yes, I fucked a duck.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:21 AM - Sex - by Shauna (woman)

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Today I was at a video game store. The kid in front of me was about 13 and trading in some games. The clerk opened a game case and the kid’s weed stash fell out. His mom was standing right next to him.

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Work - by DorkGF (woman)

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"I'm going go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea."

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Sex - by Sammie (woman)

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God I love America.

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Jan 30, 2011 05:52 AM - Health - by FattiesAreFunny (woman)

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You're picking up the bill, right? I just bought us condoms yesterday.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Sex - by Nina (woman)

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So last night my boyfriend and I are sitting around a fire with his parents and we were all pretty quiet for a minute, and then my bf's dad stands up and with this Indian accent says, "Me chief Hung Low, first name Hung, last name low" and proceeds to drop his pants and piss on the fire.

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Jan 30, 2011 05:31 AM - Misc - by Ali (woman)

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We were showering together and I realized he was putting conditioner on his pubes and chest hair. He explained, ‘It’s important that it be soft and silky.’ He was totally serious.

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Sep 29, 2011 06:01 AM - Misc - by Tara (woman)

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Is there any kind of anal sex other than SURPRISE anal sex?

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Sex - by Lyndsay (woman)

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So we are lying in bed after I just got him off because I was on my rag and he says: "Babe I think its great! It means theres no babys in there!" as he taps my crotch "keep it coming babe, the more blood the better I always say!"

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Feb 16, 2011 03:23 AM - Sex - by G.access (woman)

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ShitMyBFSays.com Rocks!

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Oct 18, 6812 01:20 PM - Misc - by Stickam (woman)

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So, my boyfriend was out of town for a few days to visit a college buddy of his... I get a text at 12:15am that says "Baby! I saw a tree that had a knot that looked like a vagina. I thought of you." Greeaatt.

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Aug 10, 2011 08:44 AM - Sex - by Annie (woman)

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if your guy turns to u and says this....
*BF: Hey babe do u like turkey sausage?
*Girl: Uh.... yeah why?
*BF: then come gobble it up!
And points at his crotch its time to get rid of him!

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Oct 10, 2012 05:58 PM - Breakups - by SRock (woman)

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If you gave me a car made of diamonds and blowjobs all day, I still wouldn't drink that beer.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Love - by Lulu (woman)

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My friend was trying to convince me we could have casual sex and his most persuasive line was, 'It doesn't count as sex if you use a condom.'

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Sex - by Alex (woman)

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"They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of the bar."

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Drunk - by Carly (woman)

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My boyfriend asked me if i was born without a sex and had to choose between being female or male, which would I choose. i said i would be female. He said, "yeah, me too, I'd stick so much stuff up my vagina it would be untrue."

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Sep 27, 2012 10:33 AM - Misc - by Jamiexlou (woman)

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