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We were in bed hooking up. I was shirtless, but with my bra still on. Instead of taking my bra off, my boyfriend folded down the cup, revealing my nipple and exclaimed, 'Peek a boob!' What a mood killer.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Katie (woman)

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As I was waiting on line at a store, I noticed the cashier had a British accent. When it was my turn, I faked a British accent in conversation. He asked me where I was from, so I admitted that I was faking. His British accent disappeared as he said, "Me too."

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Drunk - by GirlsLoveFakeBrits (woman)

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She's going to hate herself in the morning, but at least she's having fun right now!

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Jan 30, 2011 03:17 AM - Drunk - by Katy (woman)

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Hey you want to go to Bally's? I just saw a couple of really fat people and thought of you and me.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Health - by Paula (woman)

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The first time he saw me curling my hair (and apparently the first time he saw any girl curling her hair), he asked, 'How long will that last? A few months or until it grows out and you cut it?' He actually thought that using a curling iron might be permanent.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Elizabeth (woman)

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I was complaining about me gaining weight, and having a fat belly, when my boyfriend said, 'hey, don't treat it bad ok, my babies are gonna be there someday"

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Sep 5, 2012 09:46 AM - Love - by bigbelly (woman)

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One night I was leaning on his stomach and I guess my elbow was digging into him. He told me, 'Babe, get up. You're hurting my ovaries.' I think he was serious and I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Christine (woman)

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Is there any kind of anal sex other than SURPRISE anal sex?

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Sex - by Lyndsay (woman)

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I was sitting on the couch wrapped up in a blanket and he said, completely seriously, 'If you were a burrito, I'd eat you.' He thought it was such a sexy line.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Bree (woman)

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MY EXPERIENCE: Trim, TRIM, TRIM. Obviously you have to leave hair for them to wax, and dont over trim but do trim your hair down there, it will hurt less. Make sure your uh waxer? is pulnilg the skin taunt prior to pulnilg. And shower before (i dont know why u? wouldnt shower before gettin your cooch waxed) so you dont have to shower for another few hrs after your done.

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Feb 26, 2013 02:17 AM - Kids - by Jake (man)

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God I love America.

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Jan 30, 2011 05:52 AM - Health - by FattiesAreFunny (woman)

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When I told him my period was a bit late, he freaked out and exclaimed, ‘I knew BJs could get you pregnant!

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Sep 22, 2011 11:29 PM - Misc - by Katie (woman)

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"This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me."

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Jan 30, 2011 03:17 AM - School - by Megan (woman)

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My brother got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for placing Bibles in the fiction section.

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Family - by ambs (woman)

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"Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable."

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Drunk - by Stephanie (woman)

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Boyfriend- "Is lady time over yet?"

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Sep 5, 2012 09:48 AM - Misc - by Kate (woman)

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A Man At The Gym Asks His Trainer " Which Machine Do I Need To Use In Order To Attract All The Beautiful Women " The Trainer Responds " The ATM Machine Outside "

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Dec 17, 2579 01:09 PM - Money - by Allen Analian (man)

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My bro had a wrestling match. I put Viagra in his water bottle! hehe

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Drunk - by Payback (woman)

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As I was walking into a convenience store, I held the door for a middle aged woman who was walking up. She said "Don't hold the door because I’m a woman!". I responded with "It's because you’re old." The look on her face and the laughing clerk was priceless.

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Work - by MenopauseHits (woman)

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Today I was at a video game store. The kid in front of me was about 13 and trading in some games. The clerk opened a game case and the kid’s weed stash fell out. His mom was standing right next to him.

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Work - by DorkGF (woman)

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