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One night I was leaning on his stomach and I guess my elbow was digging into him. He told me, 'Babe, get up. You're hurting my ovaries.' I think he was serious and I couldn't help but burst out laughing.
The other day in Biology, my teacher tried to explain that semen is comprised mostly of sugar, a blonde girl in the back pipes up “then why does it taste so salty?” She promptly ran out of the classroom with the reddest face. So happy you aren't that stupid, baby!
So, my boyfriend was out of town for a few days to visit a college buddy of his... I get a text at 12:15am that says "Baby! I saw a tree that had a knot that looked like a vagina. I thought of you." Greeaatt.
So last night my boyfriend and I are sitting around a fire with his parents and we were all pretty quiet for a minute, and then my bf's dad stands up and with this Indian accent says, "Me chief Hung Low, first name Hung, last name low" and proceeds to drop his pants and piss on the fire.
MY EXPERIENCE: Trim, TRIM, TRIM. Obviously you have to leave hair for them to wax, and dont over trim but do trim your hair down there, it will hurt less. Make sure your uh waxer? is pulnilg the skin taunt prior to pulnilg. And shower before (i dont know why u? wouldnt shower before gettin your cooch waxed) so you dont have to shower for another few hrs after your done.