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"I was still so drunk when I woke up, that i put my foot in the wank sock I keep by my bed!"
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He said to me, ‘I can’t look at you when you have a pickle in your mouth.’
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Hey you want to go to Bally's? I just saw a couple of really fat people and thought of you and me.
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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While watching a movie I say "I like her dress" he replies "I like her face"!
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On the first date, one guy said, ‘Do you mind if I break wind in front of you?
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One time he squeezed my sides and said, 'You're just like a pillow! A meat pillow!'
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He calls my boobs ‘beerbs’ because when I gain weight, I get bigger boobs instead of a beer belly.
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