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Ex-bf: "Wow, you are as big as a horse!"

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Love - by Laticia (woman)

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I was complaining about me gaining weight, and having a fat belly, when my boyfriend said, 'hey, don't treat it bad ok, my babies are gonna be there someday"

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Sep 5, 2012 09:46 AM - Love - by bigbelly (woman)

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I'm Asian and I have the "Asian Glow" every time I drink. The other day my boyfriend told me, if we ever got stranded in an island, he would keep feeding me alcohol so I will glow and keep it warm for both of us.

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Dec 20, 2011 06:50 AM - Love - by nguyent12 (woman)

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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Sex - by Shanna (woman)

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My friend was trying to convince me we could have casual sex and his most persuasive line was, 'It doesn't count as sex if you use a condom.'

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Sex - by Alex (woman)

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"I have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my hair trimmer."

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Jan 30, 2011 05:31 AM - Sex - by Merriam (woman)

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My boyfriend "Girls are lucky, a girl can stick anything up there and it feels just like a dick."

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Feb 4, 2012 12:18 AM - Sex - by KiaCouture (woman)

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"You shouldn't let your vagina make the decisions any more...it makes bad ones."

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Jan 30, 2011 05:31 AM - Misc - by Ashley (woman)

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God I love America.

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Jan 30, 2011 05:52 AM - Health - by FattiesAreFunny (woman)

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The other day I wrote a to-do list and left it on my BF's table. After he read it he said: "This is the most logical letter you have ever given me."

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Sep 5, 2012 09:51 AM - Misc - by Ruhruh (woman)

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Boyfriend- "Is lady time over yet?"

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Sep 5, 2012 09:48 AM - Misc - by Kate (woman)

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My bro had a wrestling match. I put Viagra in his water bottle! hehe

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Drunk - by Payback (woman)

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My boyfriend asked me if i was born without a sex and had to choose between being female or male, which would I choose. i said i would be female. He said, "yeah, me too, I'd stick so much stuff up my vagina it would be untrue."

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Sep 27, 2012 10:33 AM - Misc - by Jamiexlou (woman)

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I received an e-mail today from my teacher telling me that her dog ate my homework! And that she was sincerely sorry. Ironic...

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - School - by SchoolBlows (woman)

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"You seemed to be having a wet dream. Then you moaned more in your dream than when having sex with me."

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Jan 30, 2011 05:31 AM - Sex - by Connie (woman)

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As I was walking into a convenience store, I held the door for a middle aged woman who was walking up. She said "Don't hold the door because I’m a woman!". I responded with "It's because you’re old." The look on her face and the laughing clerk was priceless.

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Work - by MenopauseHits (woman)

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You suck. What have you been up to? Besides working out twice a day obviously!

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Misc - by Myra (woman)

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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:59 AM - Sex - by Shelley (woman)

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He calls my boobs ‘beerbs’ because when I gain weight, I get bigger boobs instead of a beer belly.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:30 PM - Misc - by Sunny (woman)

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So, my boyfriend was out of town for a few days to visit a college buddy of his... I get a text at 12:15am that says "Baby! I saw a tree that had a knot that looked like a vagina. I thought of you." Greeaatt.

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Aug 10, 2011 08:44 AM - Sex - by Annie (woman)

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