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MY EXPERIENCE: Trim, TRIM, TRIM. Obviously you have to leave hair for them to wax, and dont over trim but do trim your hair down there, it will hurt less. Make sure your uh waxer? is pulnilg the skin taunt prior to pulnilg. And shower before (i dont know why u? wouldnt shower before gettin your cooch waxed) so you dont have to shower for another few hrs after your done.

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Feb 26, 2013 02:17 AM - Kids - by Jake (man)

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I also think of your face. That keeps me running!

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Health - by Millie (woman)

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So, my boyfriend was out of town for a few days to visit a college buddy of his... I get a text at 12:15am that says "Baby! I saw a tree that had a knot that looked like a vagina. I thought of you." Greeaatt.

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Aug 10, 2011 08:44 AM - Sex - by Annie (woman)

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My boyfriend- "You're not stupid. You're a girl."

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Sep 5, 2012 09:47 AM - Misc - by Kate (woman)

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I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total whore. But I want you to know there's always a chance for us - WTF?

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Love - by Cello (woman)

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We were in bed hooking up. I was shirtless, but with my bra still on. Instead of taking my bra off, my boyfriend folded down the cup, revealing my nipple and exclaimed, 'Peek a boob!' What a mood killer.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Katie (woman)

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"You shouldn't let your vagina make the decisions any more...it makes bad ones."

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Jan 30, 2011 05:31 AM - Misc - by Ashley (woman)

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"Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable."

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Drunk - by Stephanie (woman)

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My boyfriend once told me, ‘I wish I had a vagine. That way I would have a place to put things."

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Sep 22, 2011 11:29 PM - Misc - by Jamie (woman)

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"I was still so drunk when I woke up, that i put my foot in the wank sock I keep by my bed!"

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Jan 30, 2011 05:12 AM - Drunk - by Alex (woman)

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My ex asked, ‘Did you know that glass is made out of water?

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Sep 22, 2011 11:54 PM - Misc - by Jessica (woman)

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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Drunk - by Melanie (woman)

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Boyfriend- "Is lady time over yet?"

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Sep 5, 2012 09:48 AM - Misc - by Kate (woman)

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I was doing a strip tease for my boyfriend. He told me to stop and put on some clothes.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Sex - by Michelle (woman)

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He said, ‘Baby I want to try something. Can I dump my oatmeal on you and eat it off your boobs?'

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Sep 29, 2011 06:01 AM - Misc - by Kimmy (woman)

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God I love America.

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Jan 30, 2011 05:52 AM - Health - by FattiesAreFunny (woman)

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He says: "Fighting zombies wouldn't be totally awesome, but it wouldn't be the worst way to go out either. Just saying."

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Aug 2, 2012 06:01 AM - Misc - by Tamarhino (woman)

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You know how some people call a bra an over-the-shoulder boulder holder? My guy calls mine a ‘pebble holder.'

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Sep 22, 2011 11:30 PM - Misc - by Kathy (woman)

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My brother got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for placing Bibles in the fiction section.

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Family - by ambs (woman)

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I was sitting on the couch wrapped up in a blanket and he said, completely seriously, 'If you were a burrito, I'd eat you.' He thought it was such a sexy line.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Bree (woman)

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