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My mom told me how I was only here because my dad couldn't pull out in time.

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Jan 30, 2011 05:12 AM - Love - by Andrea (woman)

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The first time he saw me curling my hair (and apparently the first time he saw any girl curling her hair), he asked, 'How long will that last? A few months or until it grows out and you cut it?' He actually thought that using a curling iron might be permanent.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Elizabeth (woman)

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(Went to Dallas for a church event.) Him: So have you found someone better at church? Me: Yes, Jesus! Him: A Mexican?

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Jan 30, 2011 02:21 AM - Misc - by Allysa (woman)

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"You seemed to be having a wet dream. Then you moaned more in your dream than when having sex with me."

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Jan 30, 2011 05:31 AM - Sex - by Connie (woman)

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I also think of your face. That keeps me running!

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Health - by Millie (woman)

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"I have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my hair trimmer."

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Jan 30, 2011 05:31 AM - Sex - by Merriam (woman)

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Hey you want to go to Bally's? I just saw a couple of really fat people and thought of you and me.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Health - by Paula (woman)

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The other day I wrote a to-do list and left it on my BF's table. After he read it he said: "This is the most logical letter you have ever given me."

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Sep 5, 2012 09:51 AM - Misc - by Ruhruh (woman)

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I'm Asian and I have the "Asian Glow" every time I drink. The other day my boyfriend told me, if we ever got stranded in an island, he would keep feeding me alcohol so I will glow and keep it warm for both of us.

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Dec 20, 2011 06:50 AM - Love - by nguyent12 (woman)

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ShitMyBFSays.com Rocks!

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Feb 2, 6812 01:20 PM - Misc - by Stickam (woman)

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I think you need to taste my DNA to tonight.

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Jan 30, 2011 03:17 AM - Sex - by Connie (woman)

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He overheard me tell a friend I bought a DVF dress and later he told me he liked my 'DVDA' dress. I corrected him, but he said, 'Are you sure you don't mean DVDA? Double vaginal, double anal?' Uh, no I most definitely did not.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:29 PM - Misc - by Marie (woman)

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"They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of the bar."

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Drunk - by Carly (woman)

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My boyfriend- "You're not stupid. You're a girl."

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Sep 5, 2012 09:47 AM - Misc - by Kate (woman)

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She's going to hate herself in the morning, but at least she's having fun right now!

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Jan 30, 2011 03:17 AM - Drunk - by Katy (woman)

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Is there any kind of anal sex other than SURPRISE anal sex?

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Sex - by Lyndsay (woman)

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I didn't think it was possible to out-queer figure skating, but look out! Here comes ice dancing!

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Jan 30, 2011 02:21 AM - Misc - by Joanne (woman)

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My boyfriend says, "I was listening to you, but I didn't hear you." WTF?!?

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Jan 30, 2011 02:59 AM - Love - by mari_wink (woman)

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if your guy turns to u and says this....
*BF: Hey babe do u like turkey sausage?
*Girl: Uh.... yeah why?
*BF: then come gobble it up!
And points at his crotch its time to get rid of him!

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Oct 10, 2012 05:58 PM - Breakups - by SRock (woman)

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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:59 AM - Sex - by Shelley (woman)

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