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You suck. What have you been up to? Besides working out twice a day obviously!
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He said, ‘Baby I want to try something. Can I dump my oatmeal on you and eat it off your boobs?'
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On the first date, one guy said, ‘Do you mind if I break wind in front of you?
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"I couldn't tell if it was your finger...or if you had a penis..."
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He asked if gravity kept girls from getting pregnant when they are on top.
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I just drunk dialed your mom! SHIT!
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Dec 12, 2010 01:47 AM - Drunk - by prodjallen (man)
She's going to hate herself in the morning, but at least she's having fun right now!
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Dec 8, 2579 01:09 PM - Money - by Allen Analian (man)
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My boyfriend says, "I was listening to you, but I didn't hear you." WTF?!?
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He said to me, ‘I can’t look at you when you have a pickle in your mouth.’
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My bro had a wrestling match. I put Viagra in his water bottle! hehe
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