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"Isn't this kind of what you did last week, baby?"

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Jan 30, 2011 03:35 AM - Drunk - by Megan (woman)

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I was in math class. I raised my hand and while the teacher was helping me, I got a text from my you and my tone is Navi from Legend of Zelda saying “Hey! Listen!” My teacher said without missing a beat, “Not now, Navi, he’s in math class.” Hilarious!

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Aug 10, 2011 08:44 AM - Misc - by Zelda (woman)

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My friend's brother is mentally challenged but still lives on his own. One day he called his sister and told her to come over quickly because he had trapped a gnome. She arrived there about 5 hours later and she moved the table, opened the door, there was a midget Jahovah witness in the closet!

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Aug 10, 2011 08:44 AM - Misc - by ILoveIt (woman)

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I received an e-mail today from my teacher telling me that her dog ate my homework! And that she was sincerely sorry. Ironic...

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - School - by SchoolBlows (woman)

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You suck. What have you been up to? Besides working out twice a day obviously!

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Misc - by Myra (woman)

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If you gave me a car made of diamonds and blowjobs all day, I still wouldn't drink that beer.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Love - by Lulu (woman)

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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Sex - by Shanna (woman)

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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Drunk - by Melanie (woman)

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"I'm going go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea."

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Sex - by Sammie (woman)

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"They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of the bar."

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Drunk - by Carly (woman)

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My 5 year old nephew said that a boy in his Kindergarten class had called him "Dumbo". My Mom asked him how he responded to the kid and my nephew replied, "I called him a fucking asshole."

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Aug 10, 2011 08:44 AM - Misc - by ImADush (woman)

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Today I sucked helium out of a balloon, and tried singing, I finally matched the pitch of Justin Bieber in choir.

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - School - by JBiebFan (woman)

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