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"This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me."

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Jan 30, 2011 03:17 AM - School - by Megan (woman)

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One time he squeezed my sides and said, 'You're just like a pillow! A meat pillow!'

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Amy (woman)

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My friend was trying to convince me we could have casual sex and his most persuasive line was, 'It doesn't count as sex if you use a condom.'

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Sex - by Alex (woman)

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He overheard me tell a friend I bought a DVF dress and later he told me he liked my 'DVDA' dress. I corrected him, but he said, 'Are you sure you don't mean DVDA? Double vaginal, double anal?' Uh, no I most definitely did not.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:29 PM - Misc - by Marie (woman)

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I also think of your face. That keeps me running!

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Health - by Millie (woman)

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Yes, I fucked a duck.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:21 AM - Sex - by Shauna (woman)

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"I couldn't tell if it was your finger...or if you had a penis..."

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Jan 30, 2011 05:12 AM - Sex - by Allison (woman)

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"I was still so drunk when I woke up, that i put my foot in the wank sock I keep by my bed!"

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Jan 30, 2011 05:12 AM - Drunk - by Alex (woman)

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You're picking up the bill, right? I just bought us condoms yesterday.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Sex - by Nina (woman)

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Ex-bf: "Wow, you are as big as a horse!"

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Love - by Laticia (woman)

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him (on the phone): you're a fucking scumbag, and I want to choke you to death.
me: *click*

him (email): why are you ignoring me? That's an act of aggression.

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Sep 1, 2011 07:38 PM - Breakups - by puh-leeze (woman)

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Today I was at a video game store. The kid in front of me was about 13 and trading in some games. The clerk opened a game case and the kid’s weed stash fell out. His mom was standing right next to him.

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Work - by DorkGF (woman)

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