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I was sitting on the couch wrapped up in a blanket and he said, completely seriously, 'If you were a burrito, I'd eat you.' He thought it was such a sexy line.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Bree (woman)

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"I couldn't tell if it was your finger...or if you had a penis..."

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Jan 30, 2011 05:12 AM - Sex - by Allison (woman)

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As I was waiting on line at a store, I noticed the cashier had a British accent. When it was my turn, I faked a British accent in conversation. He asked me where I was from, so I admitted that I was faking. His British accent disappeared as he said, "Me too."

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Drunk - by GirlsLoveFakeBrits (woman)

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"Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable."

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Drunk - by Stephanie (woman)

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We were in bed hooking up. I was shirtless, but with my bra still on. Instead of taking my bra off, my boyfriend folded down the cup, revealing my nipple and exclaimed, 'Peek a boob!' What a mood killer.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Katie (woman)

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You're picking up the bill, right? I just bought us condoms yesterday.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:26 AM - Sex - by Nina (woman)

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My boyfriend "Girls are lucky, a girl can stick anything up there and it feels just like a dick."

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Feb 4, 2012 12:18 AM - Sex - by KiaCouture (woman)

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While watching a movie I say "I like her dress" he replies "I like her face"!

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Feb 4, 2012 12:18 AM - Misc - by Rhondamarie (woman)

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My bro had a wrestling match. I put Viagra in his water bottle! hehe

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Drunk - by Payback (woman)

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So, my boyfriend was out of town for a few days to visit a college buddy of his... I get a text at 12:15am that says "Baby! I saw a tree that had a knot that looked like a vagina. I thought of you." Greeaatt.

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Aug 10, 2011 08:44 AM - Sex - by Annie (woman)

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My 5 year old nephew said that a boy in his Kindergarten class had called him "Dumbo". My Mom asked him how he responded to the kid and my nephew replied, "I called him a fucking asshole."

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Aug 10, 2011 08:44 AM - Misc - by ImADush (woman)

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One time he squeezed my sides and said, 'You're just like a pillow! A meat pillow!'

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Amy (woman)

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You suck. What have you been up to? Besides working out twice a day obviously!

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Misc - by Myra (woman)

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A Man At The Gym Asks His Trainer " Which Machine Do I Need To Use In Order To Attract All The Beautiful Women " The Trainer Responds " The ATM Machine Outside "

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Dec 3, 2579 01:09 PM - Money - by Allen Analian (man)

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He says: "Fighting zombies wouldn't be totally awesome, but it wouldn't be the worst way to go out either. Just saying."

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Aug 2, 2012 06:01 AM - Misc - by Tamarhino (woman)

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My brother got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for placing Bibles in the fiction section.

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Family - by ambs (woman)

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"Isn't this kind of what you did last week, baby?"

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Jan 30, 2011 03:35 AM - Drunk - by Megan (woman)

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The first time he saw me curling my hair (and apparently the first time he saw any girl curling her hair), he asked, 'How long will that last? A few months or until it grows out and you cut it?' He actually thought that using a curling iron might be permanent.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc - by Elizabeth (woman)

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He overheard me tell a friend I bought a DVF dress and later he told me he liked my 'DVDA' dress. I corrected him, but he said, 'Are you sure you don't mean DVDA? Double vaginal, double anal?' Uh, no I most definitely did not.

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Sep 22, 2011 11:29 PM - Misc - by Marie (woman)

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Today I was at a video game store. The kid in front of me was about 13 and trading in some games. The clerk opened a game case and the kid’s weed stash fell out. His mom was standing right next to him.

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Work - by DorkGF (woman)

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