My boyfriend turned down sex because he wanted to watch New Moon.

"What is wrong with society?!?!?!" - Says the bf who took a shit in my parents dishwasher

I asked him if he wanted to cum on me and lick my pussy, but he said no and started playing world of Warcraft. What do I do?

Last month, my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog about his life. He mentioned his cars, his friends and even his staff. I was never mentioned.

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to cum, he yelled "Yes Kelly!" really loud. My name's not Kelly, that's his sister's name.

Today, I tried to start sex with my boyfriend. I started taking my clothes off and then while kissing his neck he says, "We just had sex yesterday. We should wait until you tighten back up."

Today when I saw that my boyfriend's Facebook said he was "in a relationship" with someone other than me, I asked him who she was. He replied "it doesn't matter, she lives in Utah."

My boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. F***

So I was giving him head and he answered his cell phone....it was his girlfriend and they talked for like fifteen minutes. fail?

While making out in his bed, my boyfriend pulls away, looks me in the eyes and says "I love you, mom"...ew

What my boyfriend told me on the phone when I wanted to see him "I'm like a reserved table, you have to reserve time with me and right now, all my friends got my time."

Last night, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed.

I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl.

Ex-BF: "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total whore. But I want you to know there's always a chance for us" - WTF?

Advice To His Friend: When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better”. This will keep her on her toes. And girls love that.

You're picking up the bill, right? I just bought us condoms yesterday.

my fiancee and i were talking about his ex being a slut and he told me "at least she was good to my piece of meat"!

I had a dream that my boyfriend was being really awesome and kind and sweet; then he woke me up and made me feel like shit... "thanks" for waking me up sweetie

I walked in my room and my boyfriend was humping a stuffed animal bear, I started laughing, but stopped when I saw his erection.

My boyfriend wont eat me out unless I shower first. He doesn't want it to taste like "vagina."