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You're picking up the bill, right? I just bought us condoms yesterday.

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Jan 29, 2011 07:26 PM - Sex - by Nina (woman)

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I was doing a strip tease for my boyfriend. He told me to stop and put on some clothes.

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Jan 29, 2011 07:26 PM - Sex - by Michelle (woman)

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I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total whore. But I want you to know there's always a chance for us - WTF?

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Jan 29, 2011 07:26 PM - Love - by Cello (woman)

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You know how some people call a bra an over-the-shoulder boulder holder? My guy calls mine a ‘pebble holder.'

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Sep 22, 2011 05:30 PM - Misc - by Kathy (woman)

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him (on the phone): you're a fucking scumbag, and I want to choke you to death.
me: *click*

him (email): why are you ignoring me? That's an act of aggression.

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Sep 1, 2011 01:38 PM - Breakups - by puh-leeze (woman)

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On the first date, one guy said, ‘Do you mind if I break wind in front of you?

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Sep 22, 2011 05:54 PM - Misc - by Sam (woman)

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What my boyfriend told me on the phone when I wanted to see him: "I'm like a reserved table, you have to reserve time with me and right now, all my friends got my time."

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Jan 29, 2011 07:26 PM - Love - by Lisa (woman)

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Ex-bf: "Wow, you are as big as a horse!"

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Jan 29, 2011 07:26 PM - Love - by Laticia (woman)

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My friend was trying to convince me we could have casual sex and his most persuasive line was, 'It doesn't count as sex if you use a condom.'

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Sep 22, 2011 05:24 PM - Sex - by Alex (woman)

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When I told him my period was a bit late, he freaked out and exclaimed, ‘I knew BJs could get you pregnant!

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Sep 22, 2011 05:29 PM - Misc - by Katie (woman)

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As we are sitting in my BFs bed after I just got him off instead of sex cause I was on my period and he taps my crotch and says babe I think its great!! That means no baby in there. The more blood the better I alway say!!

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Feb 15, 2011 08:28 PM - Sex - by G.access (woman)

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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.

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Jan 29, 2011 07:59 PM - Sex - by Shelley (woman)

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"This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me."

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Jan 29, 2011 08:17 PM - School - by Megan (woman)

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"You seemed to be having a wet dream. Then you moaned more in your dream than when having sex with me."

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Jan 29, 2011 10:31 PM - Sex - by Connie (woman)

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I think you need to taste my DNA to tonight.

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Jan 29, 2011 08:17 PM - Sex - by Connie (woman)

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"I was still so drunk when I woke up, that i put my foot in the wank sock I keep by my bed!"

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Jan 29, 2011 10:12 PM - Drunk - by Alex (woman)

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He asked if gravity kept girls from getting pregnant when they are on top.

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Sep 22, 2011 05:24 PM - Misc - by Julie (woman)

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He overheard me tell a friend I bought a DVF dress and later he told me he liked my 'DVDA' dress. I corrected him, but he said, 'Are you sure you don't mean DVDA? Double vaginal, double anal?' Uh, no I most definitely did not.

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Sep 22, 2011 05:29 PM - Misc - by Marie (woman)

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One time he squeezed my sides and said, 'You're just like a pillow! A meat pillow!'

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Sep 22, 2011 05:24 PM - Misc - by Amy (woman)

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I just drunk dialed your mom! SHIT!

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Dec 11, 2010 06:47 PM - Drunk - by prodjallen (man)

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