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My boyfriend turned down sex because he wanted to watch New Moon.

#163 (0) - Nov 20, 2009 05:41 PM by Marty - Intimacy - He's A Keeper! (21) - Dump His Ass! (173)

"What is wrong with society?!?!?!" - Says the bf who took a shit in my parents dishwasher

#154 (0) - Nov 15, 2009 03:47 PM by Anonymous - Drunk - He's A Keeper! (18) - Dump His Ass! (137)

I asked him if he wanted to cum on me and lick my pussy, but he said no and started playing world of Warcraft. What do I do?

#210 (0) - Dec 19, 2009 12:22 AM by jen - Misc - He's A Keeper! (7) - Dump His Ass! (113)

Last month, my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog about his life. He mentioned his cars, his friends and even his staff. I was never mentioned.

#148 (0) - Nov 15, 2009 03:38 PM by Anonymous - Dating - He's A Keeper! (10) - Dump His Ass! (112)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to cum, he yelled "Yes Kelly!" really loud. My name's not Kelly, that's his sister's name.

#40 (0) - Sep 27, 2009 11:54 AM by Anonymous - Misc - He's A Keeper! (15) - Dump His Ass! (107)

Today, I tried to start sex with my boyfriend. I started taking my clothes off and then while kissing his neck he says, "We just had sex yesterday. We should wait until you tighten back up."

#33 (0) - Sep 25, 2009 08:52 PM by Anonymous - Intimacy - He's A Keeper! (36) - Dump His Ass! (96)

Today when I saw that my boyfriend's Facebook said he was "in a relationship" with someone other than me, I asked him who she was. He replied "it doesn't matter, she lives in Utah."

#196 (0) - Dec 14, 2009 10:13 PM by uselessmine - Dating - He's A Keeper! (4) - Dump His Ass! (92)

My boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. F***

#141 (0) - Nov 15, 2009 02:45 PM by Anonymous - Love - He's A Keeper! (16) - Dump His Ass! (88)

So I was giving him head and he answered his cell phone....it was his girlfriend and they talked for like fifteen minutes. fail?

#67 (0) - Sep 4, 1911 12:54 PM by Anonymous - Intimacy - He's A Keeper! (18) - Dump His Ass! (87)

While making out in his bed, my boyfriend pulls away, looks me in the eyes and says "I love you, mom"...ew

#193 (0) - Dec 11, 2009 03:37 PM by susan - Intimacy - He's A Keeper! (4) - Dump His Ass! (85)

What my boyfriend told me on the phone when I wanted to see him "I'm like a reserved table, you have to reserve time with me and right now, all my friends got my time."

#19 (0) - Sep 21, 2009 10:42 PM by Anonymous - Misc - He's A Keeper! (7) - Dump His Ass! (83)

Last night, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed.

#146 (0) - Nov 15, 2009 03:32 PM by Anonymous - Breakups - He's A Keeper! (5) - Dump His Ass! (82)

I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl.

#184 (0) - Dec 5, 2009 12:49 PM by Anonymous - Dating - He's A Keeper! (5) - Dump His Ass! (82)

Ex-BF: "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total whore. But I want you to know there's always a chance for us" - WTF?

#15 (0) - Sep 21, 2009 09:35 PM by Anonymous - Love - He's A Keeper! (6) - Dump His Ass! (80)

Advice To His Friend: When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better”. This will keep her on her toes. And girls love that.

#42 (0) - Sep 27, 2009 11:56 AM by Anonymous - Love - He's A Keeper! (10) - Dump His Ass! (77)

You're picking up the bill, right? I just bought us condoms yesterday.

#18 (0) - Sep 21, 2009 09:41 PM by Anonymous - Money - He's A Keeper! (12) - Dump His Ass! (73)

my fiancee and i were talking about his ex being a slut and he told me "at least she was good to my piece of meat"!

#136 (0) - Nov 13, 2009 03:48 PM by heather1987 - Intimacy - He's A Keeper! (19) - Dump His Ass! (73)

I had a dream that my boyfriend was being really awesome and kind and sweet; then he woke me up and made me feel like shit... "thanks" for waking me up sweetie

#176 (0) - Nov 30, 2009 02:45 PM by sleeper - Love - He's A Keeper! (2) - Dump His Ass! (73)

I walked in my room and my boyfriend was humping a stuffed animal bear, I started laughing, but stopped when I saw his erection.

#41 (0) - Sep 27, 2009 11:56 AM by Anonymous - Misc - He's A Keeper! (8) - Dump His Ass! (71)

My boyfriend wont eat me out unless I shower first. He doesn't want it to taste like "vagina."

#138 (0) - Nov 15, 2009 02:28 PM by vag - Intimacy - He's A Keeper! (36) - Dump His Ass! (71)

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