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if your guy turns to u and says this....
*BF: Hey babe do u like turkey sausage?
*Girl: Uh.... yeah why?
*BF: then come gobble it up!
And points at his crotch its time to get rid of him!


He's A Keeper! (17) - Dump His Ass! (12)

Oct 10, 2012 05:58 PM - Breakups - by SRock (woman)

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him (on the phone): you're a fucking scumbag, and I want to choke you to death.
me: *click*

him (email): why are you ignoring me? That's an act of aggression.


He's A Keeper! (1) - Dump His Ass! (47)

Sep 1, 2011 07:38 PM - Breakups - by puh-leeze (woman)

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