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My bro had a wrestling match. I put Viagra in his water bottle! hehe

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Drunk - by Payback (woman)

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As I was waiting on line at a store, I noticed the cashier had a British accent. When it was my turn, I faked a British accent in conversation. He asked me where I was from, so I admitted that I was faking. His British accent disappeared as he said, "Me too."

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Drunk - by GirlsLoveFakeBrits (woman)

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I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." Wasn't a pretty picture... :(

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Aug 10, 2011 08:45 AM - Drunk - by StrippersSuckNow (woman)

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"I was still so drunk when I woke up, that i put my foot in the wank sock I keep by my bed!"

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Jan 30, 2011 05:12 AM - Drunk - by Alex (woman)

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"Isn't this kind of what you did last week, baby?"

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Jan 30, 2011 03:35 AM - Drunk - by Megan (woman)

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She's going to hate herself in the morning, but at least she's having fun right now!

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Jan 30, 2011 03:17 AM - Drunk - by Katy (woman)

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"They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of the bar."

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Drunk - by Carly (woman)

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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Drunk - by Melanie (woman)

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"Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable."

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Jan 30, 2011 03:00 AM - Drunk - by Stephanie (woman)

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I just drunk dialed your mom! SHIT!

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Dec 12, 2010 01:47 AM - Drunk - by prodjallen (man)

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