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He asked if gravity kept girls from getting pregnant when they are on top.

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Sep 22, 2011 06:24 PM - Misc - by Julie (woman)

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One night I was leaning on his stomach and I guess my elbow was digging into him. He told me, 'Babe, get up. You're hurting my ovaries.' I think he was serious and I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

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Sep 22, 2011 06:24 PM - Misc - by Christine (woman)

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My man and I were out for a romantic brunch at this nice restaurant and he ordered a fruit parfait. When he was finished he said, 'It would have been better without the cantaloupe and antelope.' Turns out he meant honey dew.

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Sep 22, 2011 06:24 PM - Misc - by Jordan (woman)

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One time he squeezed my sides and said, 'You're just like a pillow! A meat pillow!'

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Sep 22, 2011 06:24 PM - Misc - by Amy (woman)

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I was sitting on the couch wrapped up in a blanket and he said, completely seriously, 'If you were a burrito, I'd eat you.' He thought it was such a sexy line.

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Sep 22, 2011 06:24 PM - Misc - by Bree (woman)

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me: you could have been one of those guys that had lots of girlfriends

bf: nah, im good with just you

me: awww really?

bf: yup... im too lazy for more than one.

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Sep 1, 2011 02:38 PM - Misc - by SweetTart (woman)

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My friend's brother is mentally challenged but still lives on his own. One day he called his sister and told her to come over quickly because he had trapped a gnome. She arrived there about 5 hours later and she moved the table, opened the door, there was a midget Jahovah witness in the closet!

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Aug 10, 2011 03:44 AM - Misc - by ILoveIt (woman)

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My 5 year old nephew said that a boy in his Kindergarten class had called him "Dumbo". My Mom asked him how he responded to the kid and my nephew replied, "I called him a fucking asshole."

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Aug 10, 2011 03:44 AM - Misc - by ImADush (woman)

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I was in math class. I raised my hand and while the teacher was helping me, I got a text from my you and my tone is Navi from Legend of Zelda saying “Hey! Listen!” My teacher said without missing a beat, “Not now, Navi, he’s in math class.” Hilarious!

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Aug 10, 2011 03:44 AM - Misc - by Zelda (woman)

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So last night my boyfriend and I are sitting around a fire with his parents and we were all pretty quiet for a minute, and then my bf's dad stands up and with this Indian accent says, "Me chief Hung Low, first name Hung, last name low" and proceeds to drop his pants and piss on the fire.

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Jan 29, 2011 11:31 PM - Misc - by Ali (woman)

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"You shouldn't let your vagina make the decisions any more...it makes bad ones."

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Jan 29, 2011 11:31 PM - Misc - by Ashley (woman)

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"If and when I visit texas, whether it be in a year or two, or the 10 year high school reunion...remind me to beat your ass and sit on you..."

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Jan 29, 2011 08:21 PM - Misc - by Lola (woman)

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(Went to Dallas for a church event.) Him: So have you found someone better at church? Me: Yes, Jesus! Him: A Mexican?

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Jan 29, 2011 08:21 PM - Misc - by Allysa (woman)

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I didn't think it was possible to out-queer figure skating, but look out! Here comes ice dancing!

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Jan 29, 2011 08:21 PM - Misc - by Joanne (woman)

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Look at this shit sucker. Or as they say in Mexico, chuprakaka.

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Jan 29, 2011 08:20 PM - Misc - by Shannon (woman)

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You suck. What have you been up to? Besides working out twice a day obviously!

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Jan 29, 2011 08:20 PM - Misc - by Myra (woman)

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