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"If and when I visit texas, whether it be in a year or two, or the 10 year high school reunion...remind me to beat your ass and sit on you..."

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Jan 30, 2011 02:21 AM - Misc - by Lola (woman)

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(Went to Dallas for a church event.) Him: So have you found someone better at church? Me: Yes, Jesus! Him: A Mexican?

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Jan 30, 2011 02:21 AM - Misc - by Allysa (woman)

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Yes, I fucked a duck.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:21 AM - Sex - by Shauna (woman)

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You shouldn't buy me things. Save your money for unicorn rides or whatever it is girls spend money on.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:21 AM - Money - by Maya (woman)

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I didn't think it was possible to out-queer figure skating, but look out! Here comes ice dancing!

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Jan 30, 2011 02:21 AM - Misc - by Joanne (woman)

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Is there any kind of anal sex other than SURPRISE anal sex?

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Sex - by Lyndsay (woman)

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If you gave me a car made of diamonds and blowjobs all day, I still wouldn't drink that beer.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Love - by Lulu (woman)

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Look at this shit sucker. Or as they say in Mexico, chuprakaka.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Misc - by Shannon (woman)

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You suck. What have you been up to? Besides working out twice a day obviously!

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Misc - by Myra (woman)

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Hey you want to go to Bally's? I just saw a couple of really fat people and thought of you and me.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Health - by Paula (woman)

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Courting him with sour patch kids, you ho! (after I gave a lil kid some food).

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Kids - by Melissa (woman)

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I also think of your face. That keeps me running!

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Jan 30, 2011 02:20 AM - Health - by Millie (woman)

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I just drunk dialed your mom! SHIT!

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Dec 12, 2010 01:47 AM - Drunk - by prodjallen (man)

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