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  <title>The other day I wrote a to-do list and left it on my BFs table. </title>
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    <![CDATA[The other day I wrote a to-do list and left it on my BFs table. After he read it he said This is the most logical letter you have ever given me.<br><br>By: Ruhruh<br />on 20-08-2012<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 10 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Ruhruh</author>
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  <title>He says undFighting zombies wouldnt be totally awesome but it wouldnt be the worst way </title>
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    <![CDATA[He says undFighting zombies wouldnt be totally awesome but it wouldnt be the worst way to go out either. Just saying.und<br><br>By: Tamarhino<br />on 02-08-2012<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Tamarhino</author>
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<item>
  <title>Me If you are using my washing machine why do I still have to do </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmybfsays.com/view/Love/939</link>
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    <![CDATA[Me If you are using my washing machine why do I still have to do all of your laundry
Him undLook between your legs what do you see...Exactly.und<br><br>By: coconutlover<br />on 24-05-2012<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 10<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>coconutlover</author>
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<item>
  <title>Boyfriend- Is lady time over yet </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmybfsays.com/view/Misc/937</link>
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    <![CDATA[Boyfriend- Is lady time over yet<br><br>By: Kate<br />on 17-04-2012<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 3 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Kate</author>
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  <title>My boyfriend- Youre not stupid. Youre a girl.  </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmybfsays.com/view/Misc/936</link>
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    <![CDATA[My boyfriend- Youre not stupid. Youre a girl. <br><br>By: Kate<br />on 17-04-2012<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 4 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Kate</author>
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  <title>I was complaining about me gaining weight and having a fat belly when my boyfriend </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmybfsays.com/view/Love/907</link>
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    <![CDATA[I was complaining about me gaining weight and having a fat belly when my boyfriend said hey dont treat it bad ok my babies are gonna be there someday<br><br>By: bigbelly<br />on 08-03-2012<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 11 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>bigbelly</author>
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  <title>My boyfriend Girls are lucky a girl can stick anything up there and it feels </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmybfsays.com/view/Sex/902</link>
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    <![CDATA[My boyfriend Girls are lucky a girl can stick anything up there and it feels just like a dick.<br><br>By: KiaCouture<br />on 14-01-2012<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 9 | No Votes: 9<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>KiaCouture</author>
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  <title>While watching a movie I say I like her dress he replies I like her </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmybfsays.com/view/Misc/901</link>
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    <![CDATA[While watching a movie I say I like her dress he replies I like her face <br><br>By: Rhondamarie<br />on 08-01-2012<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 11<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Rhondamarie</author>
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  <title>Im Asian and I have the undAsian Glowund every time I drink. The other day </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmybfsays.com/view/Love/900</link>
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    <![CDATA[Im Asian and I have the undAsian Glowund every time I drink. The other day my boyfriend told me if we ever got stranded in an island he would keep feeding me alcohol so I will glow and keep it warm for both of us.<br><br>By: nguyent12<br />on 20-12-2011<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 6 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>nguyent12</author>
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  <title>ShitMyBFSays.com Rocks </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmybfsays.com/view/Misc/877</link>
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    <![CDATA[ShitMyBFSays.com Rocks<br><br>By: Stickam<br />on 06-11-2011<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 4 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Stickam</author>
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  <title>My boyfriend thought the purpose of tampons is to alleviate menstrual pain... </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmybfsays.com/view/Love/874</link>
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    <![CDATA[My boyfriend thought the purpose of tampons is to alleviate menstrual pain...<br><br>By: Beanz<br />on 25-10-2011<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 6 | No Votes: 9<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Beanz</author>
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  <title>We were showering together and I realized he was putting conditioner on his pubes and </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmybfsays.com/view/Misc/872</link>
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    <![CDATA[We were showering together and I realized he was putting conditioner on his pubes and chest hair. He explained lsquoItrsquos important that it be soft and silky.rsquo He was totally serious.<br><br>By: Tara<br />on 22-09-2011<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 15 | No Votes: 9<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Tara</author>
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  <title>He said lsquoBaby I want to try something. Can I dump my oatmeal on you </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmybfsays.com/view/Misc/871</link>
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    <![CDATA[He said lsquoBaby I want to try something. Can I dump my oatmeal on you and eat it off your boobs<br><br>By: Kimmy<br />on 22-09-2011<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 13 | No Votes: 9<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Kimmy</author>
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  <title>On the first date one guy said lsquoDo you mind if I break wind in </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmybfsays.com/view/Misc/870</link>
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    <![CDATA[On the first date one guy said lsquoDo you mind if I break wind in front of you<br><br>By: Sam<br />on 22-09-2011<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 4 | No Votes: 26<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Sam</author>
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  <title>Soon after we first met he said lsquoPlease keep your finger out of my butthole. </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmybfsays.com/view/Misc/869</link>
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    <![CDATA[Soon after we first met he said lsquoPlease keep your finger out of my butthole. Some chicks are freaky so Irsquom just getting it out of the way.<br><br>By: Lisa<br />on 22-09-2011<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 16 | No Votes: 9<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Lisa</author>
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  <title>My ex asked lsquoDid you know that glass is made out of water </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmybfsays.com/view/Misc/868</link>
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    <![CDATA[My ex asked lsquoDid you know that glass is made out of water<br><br>By: Jessica<br />on 22-09-2011<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 5 | No Votes: 11<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Jessica</author>
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  <title>He calls my boobs lsquobeerbsrsquo because when I gain weight I get bigger boobs instead </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmybfsays.com/view/Misc/867</link>
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    <![CDATA[He calls my boobs lsquobeerbsrsquo because when I gain weight I get bigger boobs instead of a beer belly.<br><br>By: Sunny<br />on 22-09-2011<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 7 | No Votes: 7<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Sunny</author>
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  <title>You know how some people call a bra an over-the-shoulder boulder holder My guy calls </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmybfsays.com/view/Misc/866</link>
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    <![CDATA[You know how some people call a bra an over-the-shoulder boulder holder My guy calls mine a lsquopebble holder.<br><br>By: Kathy<br />on 22-09-2011<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 3 | No Votes: 29<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Kathy</author>
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  <title>When I told him my period was a bit late he freaked out and exclaimed </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmybfsays.com/view/Misc/865</link>
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    <![CDATA[When I told him my period was a bit late he freaked out and exclaimed lsquoI knew BJs could get you pregnant<br><br>By: Katie<br />on 22-09-2011<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 4 | No Votes: 23<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Katie</author>
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  <title>My boyfriend once told me lsquoI wish I had a vagine. That way I would </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmybfsays.com/view/Misc/864</link>
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    <![CDATA[My boyfriend once told me lsquoI wish I had a vagine. That way I would have a place to put things.<br><br>By: Jamie<br />on 22-09-2011<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 12 | No Votes: 6<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Jamie</author>
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