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While watching a movie I say "I like her dress" he replies "I like her face"!

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Feb 3, 2012 07:18 PM - Misc - by Rhondamarie (woman)

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May 19, 6812 01:20 PM - Misc - by Stickam (woman)

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We were showering together and I realized he was putting conditioner on his pubes and chest hair. He explained, ‘It’s important that it be soft and silky.’ He was totally serious.

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Sep 29, 2011 02:01 AM - Misc - by Tara (woman)

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He said, ‘Baby I want to try something. Can I dump my oatmeal on you and eat it off your boobs?'

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Sep 29, 2011 02:01 AM - Misc - by Kimmy (woman)

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On the first date, one guy said, ‘Do you mind if I break wind in front of you?

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Sep 22, 2011 07:54 PM - Misc - by Sam (woman)

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Soon after we first met he said, ‘Please, keep your finger out of my butthole. Some chicks are freaky so I’m just getting it out of the way.'

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Sep 22, 2011 07:54 PM - Misc - by Lisa (woman)

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My ex asked, ‘Did you know that glass is made out of water?

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Sep 22, 2011 07:54 PM - Misc - by Jessica (woman)

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He calls my boobs ‘beerbs’ because when I gain weight, I get bigger boobs instead of a beer belly.

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Sep 22, 2011 07:30 PM - Misc - by Sunny (woman)

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You know how some people call a bra an over-the-shoulder boulder holder? My guy calls mine a ‘pebble holder.'

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Sep 22, 2011 07:30 PM - Misc - by Kathy (woman)

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When I told him my period was a bit late, he freaked out and exclaimed, ‘I knew BJs could get you pregnant!

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Sep 22, 2011 07:29 PM - Misc - by Katie (woman)

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My boyfriend once told me, ‘I wish I had a vagine. That way I would have a place to put things."

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Sep 22, 2011 07:29 PM - Misc - by Jamie (woman)

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He said to me, ‘I can’t look at you when you have a pickle in your mouth.’

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Sep 22, 2011 07:29 PM - Misc - by Tina (woman)

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He overheard me tell a friend I bought a DVF dress and later he told me he liked my 'DVDA' dress. I corrected him, but he said, 'Are you sure you don't mean DVDA? Double vaginal, double anal?' Uh, no I most definitely did not.

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Sep 22, 2011 07:29 PM - Misc - by Marie (woman)

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The first time he saw me curling my hair (and apparently the first time he saw any girl curling her hair), he asked, 'How long will that last? A few months or until it grows out and you cut it?' He actually thought that using a curling iron might be permanent.

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Sep 22, 2011 07:24 PM - Misc - by Elizabeth (woman)

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We were in bed hooking up. I was shirtless, but with my bra still on. Instead of taking my bra off, my boyfriend folded down the cup, revealing my nipple and exclaimed, 'Peek a boob!' What a mood killer.

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Sep 22, 2011 07:24 PM - Misc - by Katie (woman)

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He asked if gravity kept girls from getting pregnant when they are on top.

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Sep 22, 2011 07:24 PM - Misc - by Julie (woman)

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One night I was leaning on his stomach and I guess my elbow was digging into him. He told me, 'Babe, get up. You're hurting my ovaries.' I think he was serious and I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

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Sep 22, 2011 07:24 PM - Misc - by Christine (woman)

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My man and I were out for a romantic brunch at this nice restaurant and he ordered a fruit parfait. When he was finished he said, 'It would have been better without the cantaloupe and antelope.' Turns out he meant honey dew.

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Sep 22, 2011 07:24 PM - Misc - by Jordan (woman)

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One time he squeezed my sides and said, 'You're just like a pillow! A meat pillow!'

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Sep 22, 2011 07:24 PM - Misc - by Amy (woman)

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I was sitting on the couch wrapped up in a blanket and he said, completely seriously, 'If you were a burrito, I'd eat you.' He thought it was such a sexy line.

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Sep 22, 2011 07:24 PM - Misc - by Bree (woman)

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