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I want to be like Steve Jobs, in the sense that every time I release something, it's a smash hit no matter how shitty it is, I mean really no dual tasking and no flash compatability?!? - He's such a dork.

#290 (1) - Feb 1, 2010 10:31 PM by Anonymous - Work - He's A Keeper! (18) - Dump His Ass! (4)

She made my bed before she left. i think I'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done.

#274 (0) - Jan 30, 2010 02:50 PM by Anonymous - Work - He's A Keeper! (7) - Dump His Ass! (28)

I need to stop coming to work sober.

#205 (0) - Dec 16, 2009 11:54 AM by Anonymous - Work - He's A Keeper! (11) - Dump His Ass! (20)

Today, a customer brought her kids into the store where I work. I like to make people laugh so being my usual joking self I kidded "Why aren't those kids in school?". She didn't laugh when she said that their house burned down the night before and the kids had no clothes to wear to school.

#139 (0) - Nov 15, 2009 02:40 PM by employeeofthemonth - Work - He's A Keeper! (5) - Dump His Ass! (7)

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