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My psycho ex decided to turn my 21st bday in to his own thing. He made all the plans by doing what HE wanted to do. He then got mad @ me when I talked with his frat bros @ the party and claimed "I wasnt paying enough attention to him" and called me ungreatful. Happy 21st to me?

#311 (0) - Apr 18, 2010 11:20 PM by bree - Breakups - He's A Keeper! (8) - Dump His Ass! (55)

He came on my face and told me to "bring a snorkel next time".

#241 (0) - Jan 7, 2010 07:03 PM by Anonymous - Breakups - He's A Keeper! (8) - Dump His Ass! (35)

Douche of an ex-boyfriend not-so-secretly asked his friend: "How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?"

#238 (0) - Jan 7, 2010 06:45 PM by Anonymous - Breakups - He's A Keeper! (0) - Dump His Ass! (42)

"I'm over her. I got weed and youtube. Everything I could ever ask for."

#149 (0) - Nov 15, 2009 03:43 PM by Anonymous - Breakups - He's A Keeper! (37) - Dump His Ass! (35)

Last night, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed.

#146 (0) - Nov 15, 2009 03:32 PM by Anonymous - Breakups - He's A Keeper! (5) - Dump His Ass! (82)

I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too."

#143 (0) - Nov 15, 2009 02:54 PM by Anonymous - Breakups - He's A Keeper! (5) - Dump His Ass! (53)

Today, I though it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around?

#142 (0) - Nov 15, 2009 02:52 PM by Anonymous - Breakups - He's A Keeper! (5) - Dump His Ass! (59)

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