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"This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me."

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Jan 29, 2011 08:17 PM - School - by Megan (woman)

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She's going to hate herself in the morning, but at least she's having fun right now!

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Jan 29, 2011 08:17 PM - Drunk - by Katy (woman)

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I think you need to taste my DNA to tonight.

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Jan 29, 2011 08:17 PM - Sex - by Connie (woman)

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"They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of the bar."

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Jan 29, 2011 08:00 PM - Drunk - by Carly (woman)

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"I'm going go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea."

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Jan 29, 2011 08:00 PM - Sex - by Sammie (woman)

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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.

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Jan 29, 2011 08:00 PM - Drunk - by Melanie (woman)

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"Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable."

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Jan 29, 2011 08:00 PM - Drunk - by Stephanie (woman)

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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.

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Jan 29, 2011 08:00 PM - Sex - by Shanna (woman)

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Me: I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time.
Him: I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating.

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Jan 29, 2011 08:00 PM - Sex - by Carmella (woman)

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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.

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Jan 29, 2011 07:59 PM - Sex - by Shelley (woman)

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My boyfriend says, "I was listening to you, but I didn't hear you." WTF?!?

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Jan 29, 2011 07:59 PM - Love - by mari_wink (woman)

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Ex-bf: "Wow, you are as big as a horse!"

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Jan 29, 2011 07:26 PM - Love - by Laticia (woman)

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I was doing a strip tease for my boyfriend. He told me to stop and put on some clothes.

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Jan 29, 2011 07:26 PM - Sex - by Michelle (woman)

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You're picking up the bill, right? I just bought us condoms yesterday.

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Jan 29, 2011 07:26 PM - Sex - by Nina (woman)

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What my boyfriend told me on the phone when I wanted to see him: "I'm like a reserved table, you have to reserve time with me and right now, all my friends got my time."

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Jan 29, 2011 07:26 PM - Love - by Lisa (woman)

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Women prefer 30 - 45 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 - 45 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.

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Jan 29, 2011 07:26 PM - Sex - by Pam (woman)

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I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total whore. But I want you to know there's always a chance for us - WTF?

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Jan 29, 2011 07:26 PM - Love - by Cello (woman)

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"If and when I visit texas, whether it be in a year or two, or the 10 year high school reunion...remind me to beat your ass and sit on you..."

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Jan 29, 2011 07:21 PM - Misc - by Lola (woman)

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(Went to Dallas for a church event.) Him: So have you found someone better at church? Me: Yes, Jesus! Him: A Mexican?

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Jan 29, 2011 07:21 PM - Misc - by Allysa (woman)

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Yes, I fucked a duck.

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Jan 29, 2011 07:21 PM - Sex - by Shauna (woman)

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