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"I'll be right back" after about 12 hours I see him... "I gotta go"

#335 (0) - Jul 9, 2010 06:04 PM by pomegranateseed - Misc - He's A Keeper! (0) - Dump His Ass! (7)

I'm not a hoe. You're the one with the vagina here.

#334 (0) - Jul 9, 2010 04:35 AM by Revealing - Intimacy - He's A Keeper! (2) - Dump His Ass! (6)

He told me he carved my name in the wall. Why? That's the designated wall he wants to fuck me on.

#333 (0) - Jul 9, 2010 04:34 AM by Revealing - Intimacy - He's A Keeper! (3) - Dump His Ass! (3)

Changing diapers is a woman's job anyway.

#332 (0) - Jul 4, 2010 08:49 PM by Revealing - Misc - He's A Keeper! (4) - Dump His Ass! (17)

I'm washing the sheets. I told you I had some backed up balls.

#331 (0) - Jul 3, 2010 03:41 PM by Revealing - Intimacy - He's A Keeper! (4) - Dump His Ass! (4)

Me: Watcha doing? Him: Thinking about how Imma fuck you Me: Wow that was fast Him: My words are fast but my loving lasts forever.

#330 (0) - Jul 3, 2010 03:05 PM by Revealing - Love - He's A Keeper! (7) - Dump His Ass! (6)

if you dont let me read when i poop, then you cant be drugged when you give birth

#327 (0) - Jun 20, 2010 06:57 PM by Anonymous - Misc - He's A Keeper! (9) - Dump His Ass! (9)

He was so embarrassed when he told me that he had to Google his feelings for me because he didn't understand.

#319 (0) - May 27, 2010 03:47 AM by Crazy - Love - He's A Keeper! (8) - Dump His Ass! (12)

u have the prettiest pussy i have ever seen come here let me make it purr for you

#316 (0) - May 17, 2010 07:32 PM by Anonymous - Love - He's A Keeper! (26) - Dump His Ass! (13)

He calls me up late at night drunk. Him: "Can you come over and open my beer?" Me: "Why cant you open it?" Him: "I cant, my hands are busy doing manly things! I'm a man. The woman opens the beer..." I just hung up. Douchebag!

#314 (0) - Apr 27, 2010 05:09 AM by Alsy - Drunk - He's A Keeper! (20) - Dump His Ass! (40)

My psycho ex decided to turn my 21st bday in to his own thing. He made all the plans by doing what HE wanted to do. He then got mad @ me when I talked with his frat bros @ the party and claimed "I wasnt paying enough attention to him" and called me ungreatful. Happy 21st to me?

#311 (0) - Apr 18, 2010 11:20 PM by bree - Breakups - He's A Keeper! (8) - Dump His Ass! (44)

Me: Oh you left your closet light on. What were you doing in the closet? Him: I was looking for a phone book so I could fuck you while standing up. (It was true too)

#309 (0) - Apr 12, 2010 12:36 PM by ethos - Intimacy - He's A Keeper! (42) - Dump His Ass! (3)

My boyfriend of 2 years n his friend were on facebook sending links of random girls 2 each other saying if they were hot or not. They claim they are friends from highschool and were just looking but I went to the same highschool and I didn't know of any of the girls. They were obviously lying.

#305 (2) - Mar 17, 2010 01:51 PM by vballgirl222 - Dating - He's A Keeper! (12) - Dump His Ass! (48)

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#303 (0) - Mar 6, 2010 01:54 PM by ODS - Love - He's A Keeper! (2) - Dump His Ass! (60)

"I am really fucked up right now" but then no response for the whole night

#299 (1) - Feb 28, 2010 09:56 PM by Katie - Misc - He's A Keeper! (4) - Dump His Ass! (34)

So me and my boyfriend were messing around and it was getting pretty hot, when we decided to change positions, he got off and rolled right off the bed, the only thing he could say was "oops.." we had to stop right there.

#297 (1) - Feb 16, 2010 11:50 AM by Anonymous - Intimacy - He's A Keeper! (44) - Dump His Ass! (8)

My boyfriend was talking to one of my friends, Him: "Have you ever been out of the country?" Her: "No." Him: "Then why are you wearing a Hawaii sweatshirt?"

#296 (1) - Feb 7, 2010 06:47 PM by tabe91 - Misc - He's A Keeper! (14) - Dump His Ass! (36)

sent me this text: "started rubbing one out and fell asleep. GOD i'm a boring fuck!"

#295 (1) - Feb 5, 2010 06:11 PM by jeeves - Misc - He's A Keeper! (35) - Dump His Ass! (13)

my bf and I were having this amazing sex....right before he gets off he says I wanna cum on your face, As I am okay with that it's pretty hot...but when he spun me around to cum on my cheek it went to far and most of the jizz went in my ear, and when he finds out he says.. did you hear me cumming?

#294 (1) - Feb 4, 2010 07:04 PM by cummingfromwestvirginia - Intimacy - He's A Keeper! (57) - Dump His Ass! (11)

me: "i watch CSI, i know the difference." him: "...and i watch porn but that doesn't make me an expert." good way to end a discussion babe, lol

#293 (1) - Feb 3, 2010 11:36 AM by hecallsmedork - Misc - He's A Keeper! (40) - Dump His Ass! (9)

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